
Welcome to this week’s edition of Nature Friday where only three words dominated the landscape. Cold, white and mats. Elsa here joining our favorite Nature Friday ambassadors, Rosy and Sunny, from Adventures of the LLB Gang. Be sure to click on the link to see what others have shared.
Like most of the country, Denver was knee deep in a brutal Arctic blast. Outings were fairly limited due to the extreme windchill factors and Mom’s obsession with getting the new guy de-matted. Every day for a few hours, she’s been removing mats as it’s been increasingly difficult to find a professional groomer to take on this project. If he’d been a pocket sized dog, it wouldn’t have been as much of an issue but because this monster [Mom hollering from the other room…ELSA!] , erm…I mean, big boy…yeah, that’s the ticket…no one was willing to take on the project. Speaking of the bigger than life dude, Mom is fairly sure on a name other than ‘Not Sam’ but will wait until the beginning of the week to commit. I remember she took her sweet time picking my name too and she wants to make sure it reflects his personality. The only thing I can say about ‘he who shall remain nameless’ is that he’s humongous and sometimes thinks Mom is his personal toy and I need to be elsewhere. We still have the occasional and very brief dust up before Mom puts us in time out. WTD? I still don’t know how come I get blamed?
The Mom: Sometimes you both are guilty of a little too long of a look or you startle simultaneously.
Elsa: I can guarantee, HE’S the one who starts it, Mom…well after I thought I’d let him know I was the boss. Didn’t realize he was bigger and stronger than me and not intimidated one bit.
The Mom: You were quite surprised someone stood up to you, weren’t you? I realize you guys will need to work out the details on the pecking order but I think I’ve made it clear, there will be no dust ups over me.
Elsa: Don’t tell me…tell HIM.
The Mom: He’s starting to get the idea and seems to be doing better.
Elsa: Oh sure, he didn’t scare the crap out of you when we both came around the corner in the kitchen at the same time.
The Mom: Yeah, the timing was unfortunate but I really do think he’s getting the hang of things.
Elsa: {grumbling under her breath} Fine, you say puh–tey-toh, I say po-tah-toh.
The Mom: Aww, sweetie, you’ll always be my favorite princess and you need to know I will always protect you. We just need to be a little patient. Not Sam has been through quite a lot over the last 13 days. Remember how I was patient with you when you joined the Ranch?
Elsa: You’re right, I’ll try to be more understanding. You gotta feel badly that he lost his home, his mom and then travelled across 3 states to live in a busy noisy city after living on a quiet 13-acre country farm with his OES pals.
The Mom: That’s the spirit, Ninja. You guys may never be BFF’s but you’re getting there.

Elsa: So…getting back to the nature part of this post, like I said before, it’s been cold and we had some snow but mostly the week has been about mats. When you took Not Sam for a bath (thank dog for that…man that boy reeked), you took him for a bit of a walk to wear him out before the Chinese water torture session before the bitter cold settled in and if I do say so myself, was a pretty brilliant strategy on your part. So what did he think about the Canadian Geese on the lake?

The Mom: I think he was pretty overwhelmed with all the new sights, smells and sounds. He’s still startled by auto traffic but he’ll get there.
Elsa: Once it warms up, I’ll show him the ropes around those Canadians. They’re not so tough.
The Mom: {eyes rolling} Uh-huh…sure you will. Why do you think I keep you on short leash around those birds?
Elsa: It’s in your nature to be a helicopter mom?
The Mom: NO!! I’m just trying to protect you. You don’t want tangle with those guys. Trust me.
Elsa: If you say so. They’re cool to watch but I think there are more interesting sights around the lake. Like muskrats and…
The Mom: Umm, no to muskrats or other creepy rodents.

Elsa: Oh man, you’re no fun. Why do we always have to stay on the path and not really get to go exploring for critters when we’re out in nature?

The Mom: It’s for your (and their) safety. Nobody wants to get hurt. When it comes to nature, our motto is “live and let live.”
Elsa: Maybe YOU think that way. I’m sure I can convince a certain someone that chasing squirrels and bunnies makes for fun times.

Elsa: {continuing} I see you’ve managed to get rid of 90% of his mats removed. After last night’s session where you took care of that left paw and chest, Not Sam is starting to look like a new sheepdog.
The Mom: Yup, he’s completely transformed although the removal of those mats make him look like he’s been chewed on by a pack of mice.
Elsa: Wait…you let him play with mice?
The Mom: No, he’s not allowed to play with mice, his coat however looks like it’s been chewed on by mice. I’m sure once I use the clippers and blending shears when he’s completely de-matted, he’ll look better but it’s been quite the process. I’ve filled several large trash cans with all that fur. And as long as it’s going to be cold, it’s a good way to bond while we’re staying warm on a long winter day.
Elsa: Good point…I’m just grateful you’re not “bonding” with me like that.
The Mom: Trust me, I’d never let you get that bad. I think I’ve removed enough fur to make a couple of sweaters.
Elsa: Umm, I’m rather partial to my fur so you can keep mitts to yourself, ok?
The Mom: {smiling} You got it, sweetie. Just don’t get jealous if I’m spending a few hours a day brushing him and removing the final mats this weekend.
Elsa: Trust me…not a chance. So is it ever going to warm up so that we don’t need to imitate Eskimos with coats and boots?
The Mom: I think we’ll get back into the 40’s starting this weekend and we’ll be able to take proper walks around the ‘Hood. We may even go the lake again to see how birds and other critters are holding up. The Stock Show ends this weekend so I’m sure it’ll start warming up and we can start counting down the days until Spring arrives.
Elsa: Well aren’t you Miss Pollyanna. You know there are bound to be some snowstorms over the next couple of months?
The Mom: Just trying to be optimistic. But yeah…I know, there’ll be snow. So long as there isn’t bitter cold temps, we’ll all be just fine. And I think we’ll start planning a trip to introduce the new guy to your Grandpa. What do you think of that?
Elsa: That’d be great, just so long as he understands he’s MY grandpa!
The Mom: {eyes rolling} Just so long as you remember the phrase…”Be Nice!”
Elsa: Tell him that. So…you guys got any groovy winter plans for this weekend? Whatever you are able to do, just make sure you take in some of the beauty nature offers. Have a grand weekend!
The Mom: I think ‘somebody’ started theirs.

Live, love, bark! 🐾

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