Happy Swelter Day, er I mean Happy Monday. Today I, the majestic Floof is bringing you a special public announcement. Call…I can help you get the compensation you so richly deserve. Speaking of what I deserve, I gotta dash to file a writ of habeas corpus on a bag of chicken jerky my own Mum is not dispensing fast enough. The nerve! Harrumph.

Have a super Monday and stay as cool as you can. Our forecast calls for 98ºF (36C) so we were out even earlier than our normal early morning constitutional since it was almost 70F at dawn. Gonna be a scorcher so we’re hunkering down with AC, lots of treats any plenty of cold fresh water. Stay safe and well hydrated.
Live, love, bark! 🐾
Lulu: “98 degrees, that’s crazy! And all the rain! The flooding in New York! Can we try pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE on the climate or something?”
Java Bean: “Ayyy, Wilson, Mama was in her office without me for at least half an hour today. I will be giving you a call soon!”
CTRL-ALT-DELETE…sounds good to us! Actually today is not too bad (low 80’s) and a teeny, tiny shower blew through an hours ago. We’re hoping more arrives later this evening. Paws crossed.
Bean: I can accommodate you with a suit against your neglectful Mama. The nerve…leaving you without attention for a half hour. GASP!
That is hilarious!
Have a great week mama.
Thanks, Marco. We think it ‘impawtant’ to start the week out with a smile and the offer of help. 😉 Here’s wishing you a fabulous week-stay cool if you can.
That is so good mama.
Thanks
ooh we will call ya… they leave us abandoned and alone at home when they go shopping… that is the horror isn’t it?
It’s absolutely shocking! And you guys deserve special compensation!
My girls want to open a retainer with Wilson. They say he is quite the dashing attorney! I have to agree. Pretty hot here as well but we’ve got a cool down later this week. Hope you do too!
I’ll be forwarding an engagement letter asap. 🙂 Cool down…now those are two words we love to here. Have a great week,
Your litigious fur-iend,
Wilson 🐾
Love that billboard, the heat not so much!
Thanks, Terry. We’re with you about the heat. It’s just relentless. Ugh. We really getting tired of it.
It was about 90 here, but the humidity is the worst part.
Eek…you have our sympathies. Sorry.
Too funny! So sorry for all the heat out your way. It has been mid 70’s and pouring all day here, and we really don’t need any more rain. But at least we don’t need to water the garden.
Oh gosh, we are sooo jealous! Try to stay dry.
Ha, love it! At least your heat is dry… the next few days here will be hot AND muggy. Being outside is nearly or IS unbearable. I’m beginning to think like you… is it fall yet??
We know we shouldn’t complain when so many others have high temps AND high humidity but oh golly…I think we’re both evaporating. The countdown to autumn’s arrival is in high gear. (tee minus 69 days). Stay cool if you can. Happy Monday. 🥵
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Hope you’ll stay cool, hydrated and well fed sweet Wilson and a happy new week to you and Monika too! 🐾💛✨️ xxx
Many thanks. We’re each going to work on that! Happy Monday.
We had smoke all weekend from Canada, thank you very much, and now it is gone but we have super humid nineties. Winter is on the way, we can’t wait!
Smoke from fires always affects us and everything being so tinder dry makes wildfires more likely. Clouds rolled in but the temps aren’t still in the 90’s. Our humidity is only about 15%, thank heavens. Hope you all have a great week!
My goodness. You’re experiencing Texas weather, which seems insane. I had to laugh at the billboard. I can just see Wilson trying to explain to a jury how he has been abused. Thanks for the laughs, Monika.
Always happy to share a smile. Yeah, if Wilson went before a jury, he rely solely on his doggone charm.
It’s cloudy now which helps but it’s still close to mid-90’s with a tiny breeze. Luckily the humidity is only 15% but still…too hot for us wimps. 🥵
Happy Monday.
Haha! Whew this weather!
Yup, this weather is not fit for man nor beast. Happy Monday 🥵
Happy Monday to you too!
Greetings! Glad to hear from you. Hope all is well with you guys and the pups.
Hmmm, Mom’s keeping a sharp eye on her cell phone. But I did get to go to work today and am getting lots and lots of scritches and my favorite person, Ted, came and he held me and petted me and talked sweet to me. *lots of wags* But yep, it’s really hot out there in the sun. XOX Xena
Hello Xena. Glad you’re at least getting the attention you deserve. Let e know if I need to file a suit on the dispensing of adequate treats for such a sweet girl like you. Stay cool and have a great Monday.
I sure will! Today’s been a good treat day at work (although I could always eat more!) Xexe
Here’s hoping there’s no stinginess.
Happy Swelter Day to you too! I saw Teddy jotting down that phone number for the Pawfirm – he is frequently left alone at home (but secretly he loves having the house to himself!). I do think your “salesman” on the sign board looks a bit like a used car salesman though! Tee Hee
Hugs, Pam
Hahaha. Wilson does have a bit of a sketchy sales guy look (no doubt due to the bow tie), doesn’t he? Try to stay cool today. Happy Monday. 🥵
that is hilarious!!!
Delighted that you enjoyed a bit of our silliness. Stay cool if you can. Happy Monday. 🥵
One of our neighbor’s dogs bark-howled through the entire long July 4th weekend. Must have been left mostly alone.
Poor thing. No doubt the fireworks didn’t help. I’m sure we can help that poor pupster get justice. Happy Monday. 🥵
That is hot!
Hot and dry. 🥵
Bwahahahahaha. Well done, Wilson. We agree.
I linked this post to Awww Mondays as usual.
Have a fabulous day and week. Scritches to Wilson and a big hug to mom. ♥
Aww, thanks dear Sandee. We always appreciate your looking out for us. Stay cool and make it a great week!
I take it they are associated with that well known firm of Sue, Grabbit and Run…..
Hee, hee. They’re the rogue competition-very sketchy blokes if you ask us. Happy Monday, Helen.
Xcellent bullboard Wilson!!! Wee love it!!!
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
Glad you enjoyed it BellaDharma. Hope your temps aren’t as hot today. Happy Monday. 🥵
Wee love yore sense of humor Wilson! Miss Monika it was allmost as stinky *hot* an hue-mid today…smoke an hae was pawfull this afternoon… *sighss*
Gah!! So sorry.
Thanx Miss Monika an Wilson…iss *hot* an hue-mid today butt NO smoke or haze!!! That’s somethin’ rite?
It’s 91F here but only 15% humidity. I hope they’re right on a supposed ‘cold’ front moving in tomorrow. If you can call 84 ‘cold.’
That’ss so furry *hot*!!! Wee not guud inn this weather…..who reelly iss Miss Monika? Wee hope it ‘kewlss’ off two!!
That meme is so true!
Yes, all pets deserve their treats. Happy Monday.
I love this!
Thanks, Carole. The bar will be thrilled to hear that and probably give me an award.
Your legal fur-iend,
Wilson ⚖️